DONALD ON DONALD/TRUMP FAMILY/MELANIA: “I don’t [change diapers]. It’s not my thing. You know what, I’m a good father but that’s not my thing and Melania’s going to be a great mother. To a large extent it’s up to the women. There are a lot of women out there who, you know, demand the husband act like the wife and there are a lot of husbands who listen to that.” [The 15th used for date-sorting purposes only.]

 – Donald Trump, “Opie and Anthony,” Nov. 2006