DEBATES/JOE BIDEN: “I really enjoyed last night’s debate with Sleepy Joe… The verdict is in and they say that we, we, all of us, won big last night. I don’t know. Did you hear about this? In the history of cable television, it had the highest ratings of any show in the history of cable television. It had the second-highest ratings of overall television in the history of television. Does anybody know what was first? Like MASH or something? I guess MASH, they had the final episode of MAS*H, and I don’t know what was first. Does anybody know? But we were second in the history of all of television, but the biggest ratings in the history of cable television. It’s an honor.”
-Donald Trump, “LIVE: President Donald Trump in Duluth, MN #Minnesota Text VOTE to 88022,” YouTube.com, Sep. 30, 2020