IMPEACHMENT/UKRAINE: “Well, they impeached me for a perfect phone call to say congratulations to the president of Ukraine, and then they said the call was different than that. They made up — Shifty Schiff made up a call, and he said horrible things and everyone thought I made that call, but that wasn’t it. Thank goodness it was transcribed perfectly.”

-Donald Trump as quoted by Factbase, “Interview: Donald Trump Calls In to Fox and Friends for an Interview – September 21, 2020,” factba.se, Sep. 21, 2020