HILLARY CLINTON/JOE BIDEN: “Look, somebody said, what’s the difference between crooked Hillary Clinton and slow Joe? So the difference is the following. She’s meaner, probably not as nice. I don’t know. You can’t get any worse than her, when you think. But the big difference is she’s smarter than he is. Okay. He’s a nicer person, but he’s not smart. He never was, not in primetime and certainly not now.”
-Donald Trump via PBS NewsHour, “WATCH LIVE: Trump speaks at campaign event in Winston-Salem, North Carolina,” YouTube.com, Sep. 8, 2020