DONALD ON DONALD/LGBTQ/MARRIAGE: “It’s like in golf. A lot of people—I don’t want this to sound trivial—but a lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive. It’s weird. You see these great players with these really long putters, because they can’t sink three-footers anymore. And I hate it. I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.”
– Michael Barbaro, “After Roasting, Trump Reacts In Character,” New York Times, May 1, 2011